Bitch, Im Fabulous

I'm a rebel:)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via relahvant)

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

(via thetruestoryofmylife)

reblog if your name isn’t esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez and counting!

We’ll find you esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.

I couldn’t not reblog…

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via hackergurl)

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

(via will-yousearchformeinthedark)

ejacutastic:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

image

I say melk…

image

you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

image

(via i-suck-dick)

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual, via beyoncevevo)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via generalbooty)

inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.

(Source: ayoson, via smiles-andhappiness)

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

image

(via igaveyoulifeyougaveminemeaning)

(via viviant-vthai)

(Source: larmoyante, via chocolate-cola)

If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

image

(via beyoncevevo)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter