My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
2,121,566 people are not esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez and counting!
We’ll find you esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.
I couldn’t not reblog…
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
people who say “melk” instead of milk
I say melk…
you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk
are you really going to beat up all of holland
lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them
If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.